Simon Hoggart: Boris brollies and tartan knickers at the Tory conference

Back Boris mugs and bottles at the Tory conference on a stand in support of the London mayor's 2012 re-election. Photograph: KeystoneUSA-ZUMA / Rex Features They're back and they're bonkers! Yes, 17 months of government has not stopped them. ... Simon Hoggart: Boris brollies and tartan knickers at the Tory conference